Dear Osama Bob-Hellwig:
By virtue of your profession, you are now linked to the notorious terrorist group, the National Education Association (often transliterated from the Arabic as: Al-nation Ion-educat Ion-associe (with a long “ee” accent on the final syllable). Without question this is a bona fide terrorist organization which seeks–through its efforts to provide quality education–to create a class of thoughtful young citizens with the potential ability to see through mendacity, bold-faced lies and the routine employment of glasses which are simultaneously rose-colored (when viewing tax policy and employment news) and dark-as-night (when viewing the need for constant and whipped-up-when-needed vigilance and suspicion in the face of threats to the homeland). Should this organization succeed, this indeed would pose a threat to this Administration. So there.
And don’t think your pal Darwin isn’t going to get his comeuppance pretty soon.
Sincerely,
Rod (“Spare the Rod and Leave the Child Behind”) Rage
