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The Morning Roundup: Don’t Worry, Guys, Donald Trump Has a Big Ol’ Penis

Well, here’s a headline you simply don’t see in a major metro daily’s coverage of a presidential race: Yes, Donald Trump, accused of having small hands—AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS—went into last night’s presidential debate and defended the size of, um, Little Donald. Trump found himself defending his business record and his conservative credentials […]