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Franklin Graham, Crisis Negotiator for the Oregon Dildo Militia (UPDATED)

Franklin Graham, that fab-wealthy son-of-a-preacher man who took up the family biz so that he could bring the “God” back into goddamn politics, will ensure a peaceful end to the standoff between law enforcement and the last four armed occupiers of the Oregon federal wildlife reserve. Hallelujah! Truly. The militia mooks actually delayed their surrender […]

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The Morning Roundup: N.C. Backs Slowly Away from Trump, ACA Shows Progress, and Franklin Graham Monitors the Hallways

Happy New Hampshire primary day! And now, some happenings in ol’ Carolina: 1. Poll positions: A new High Point University Poll of 478 likely Democratic primary voters and 477 likely Republicans in that category pretty much tells us what we already know: Here in North Carolina, we love Hillary and The Donald. Well, maybe not […]

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The Morning Roundup: Tied, and Ted at Iowa Caucus; and the Voter ID decision is in the judge’s hands now

Good morning, everybody. Feeling a little groggy, are we? Admit it — you stayed up late to see if that razor-thin number separating Hillary and Bernie would shift when the final precincts came in. Well, now, grab a second cup of coffee, and let’s do this.1. The Clinton campaign was ‘unnerved’ by last night’s results. […]

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