
Thirteen
Raleigh native Evan Rachel Wood stars in Thirteen, a film that has been garnering predictable publicity for its allegedly shocking content. However, I found myself squirming and frequently groaning throughout this heavy-handed, melodramatic, and utterly humorless film.
The increasingly busy Wood, who was seen last year in SImOne, plays Tracy, a lonely girl who is being raised by a single mother. She goes to a tough LA public school and, like every other girl her age, sheโs desperate for acceptance in her schoolโs Darwinian social scene. Understandably, the impressionable Tracy is drawn to Evie (Nikki Reed), the schoolโs sexpot bad girl. Evie initially rebuffs Tracy in humiliating fashion, but soon the girls are as thick as thieves. It then turns out that Evie, who hails from a virtually parentless household, is a needy emotional parasite and a grave danger to Tracy.
Thirteen proclaims its authenticity by virtue of the fact that the script was co-written by the then 13-year-old Reed, based on her own experiences. The resulting film seems designed to push every button of nervous parents as weโre treated to the spectacle of two 13-year-olds with fully developed sexual selves and the knowledge of how to shock and terrify their elders. These girls may lack the emotional development for sexual activity, but as the movieโs images of Wood and Reed strutting about in their hip huggers and halter tops make clear, these girls are sexually aware and sexually available.
We may object to this representation of young teenage girls, but to deny their sexuality would be to bury our heads in sand. In a review of Kubrickโs Lolita, the late Pauline Kael once chastised fellow critics who professed shock that girls in their early teens could have knowledge of sex by urging them to look at the girls around them. Not only do they look like physically mature women, she wrote, but many of them look โbadly used.โ Indeed, when you consider how sex-saturated our media isโnowadays former teen idol Britney Spears is swapping spit with Madonna on national televisionโhow can we expect our kids to be as innocent as Beaver and Wally Cleaver? In fact, I would venture that the average nine year-old knows enough to snigger at the very name of the younger Cleaver child.
Still, I was mostly irritated by Thirteen. The filmโs much-noted opening scene of the two girls huffing nitrous oxide and giddily punching each other is indeed a powerhouse, but itโs all downhill from there. Thirteen is far too self-important and much too eager to shock, as evidenced by the filmโs poster image of Wood and Reed proudly displaying their pierced tongues. Leaving aside the issue of its representation of young girls, what most grates about the film is the non-stop kitchen sink histrionics. Tracyโs mother, the well-meaning but overmatched Melanie (Holly Hunter), is constantly faced with a screaming, insensible daughter and one admires her restraint in not belting the brat.
More obnoxiously, the film pushes buttons by indulging in some rather unfortunate racial appeals when the girls begin sneaking out to party with some good-looking black lads. These scenes recall the final degradation of white women in a couple of other recent films: Traffic, in which Erika Christensonโs suburban teen winds up as a crack โho underneath the thrusting pelvis of a black dealer; and Requiem for a Dream, in which Jennifer Connelly ends the film as the unwilling object of an interracial gang-bang. Of course, this call to white parents to lock up their daughters is as old as Birth of a Nation, but Thirteen isnโt as good as Griffithโs 1914 blockbuster. In fact if not in intent, Thirteen bears closer resemblance to such salacious drive-in schlock as Reefer Madness, Jailbait Babysitter or the 1992 film Poison Ivy, in which Sara Gilbert played the Wood role and Drew Barrymore played the bad girl who seduces her.
The Secret Lives of Dentists
Campbell Scott plays a nice guy dentist who works with a lovely dentist wife, played by Hope Davis, in Alan Rudolphโs lightly humorous drama The Secret Lives of Dentists. When we meet David and Dana Hurst, theyโre in the middle of an unexceptional day at the office, punctuated only by Davidโs encounter with an unusually surly patient with very bad teeth, a professional trumpeter named TK, played by Dennis Leary.
They return to their lovely home, which is appointed byโamong other thingsโopera posters, and dine with their three daughters. Thereโs an admirable realism and dearth of sentimentality to the scene, as we observe how their petulant and whiny youngest girl, Leah, favors David over Dana. Itโs a sore spot with the couple, but on this particular evening, Dana is preparing for her role in the chorus of a community theater opera production. And, before the evening is out, David will have made a terrible discovery: His beloved wife is having an affair.
Whatโs interesting about the approach of the ensuing film is that the story is told entirely from Davidโs point of view. We never meet the interloper; instead, we experience Davidโs anguish and bafflement at his wifeโs betrayal. And weโre confused, too, because David is a model family man, good with the kids, patient and a good provider. What more could a woman want? We donโt ever find out exactly why Dana is fed up with the marriage, but she seems to be weary of Davidโs dependable decency, and disillusioned with the realities of her job and her family life.
The Secret Lives of Dentists, which is adapted from a Jane Smiley novel called The Age of Grief, is a modest and intelligent film, but itโs also a little boring. What sizzle it has comes mostly courtesy of Dennis Leary, who becomes a cynical, foul-tempered ghost companion of Davidโs through the film as he works out his hurt and his rage.
Still, the film is an excellent vehicle for Davis, whose imageโforged in such films as The Daytrippers, About Schmidt and American Splendorโis of a mousy and rather asexual creature. Here, however, she emerges as something of a voluptuously middle-aged sexy beast, a woman who fears the drying up of her youth. And this is one of the more original aspects of The Secret Lives of Dentists, the suggestion that a woman can have a mid-life crisis, too.


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