A Wake Christian Academy cheerleader was busted on felony charges of drug possession and intent to sell after state ABC officers searched her car and reportedly found hydrocodone and oxycontin. Although the girl is just 16, The News & Observer printed her name and mugshot. She was released on $10,000 bond.

In addition to seizing the mother’s little helpers from her BMW (quite a first car, indeed), police also confiscated $139 and a can of Purple Suave hairspray, which provides long-lasting hold and control and is vitamin and protein enriched.