Karl Rove at Duke U.
plays defense blocking questions
regarding treason
His story (and he’s
sticking to it) don’t confuse
this with history:
Opinion polls dove
So Rove called Dems hawks who pushed
Bush into Iraq
It wasn’t Condi
or Rummy or Cheney or
Wolfie or Tenet
Reality bite:
Andrew Card said Rove’s mouth gets
ahead of his brain
Rove said let’s get past
the past: Plamegate, attorney
firings, dirty tricks
Move on to assass-
-inations of character
and chicanery
To the GOP:
Here’s how to beat Hillary:
Talk core convictions
not criminal ones
bribery, pornography,
lying, obstruction
That’s embarrassing
But hope, faith, fam’ly values
It fooled ’em last time
Stand strong on Iraq
Pretend to love black people
Fake a health care plan
Be calculated
and conniving and choose words
that obscure the truth
Say, what is the truth
according to Turd Blossom?
Congress is probing
Quoted in the Post,
Rove said, “I’m Moby Dick and
they are after me”
Call Ishmael. Tell him
to get a harpoon, sharpest,
biggest he can find
