Word from The Heater is that Andy Sonnanstine’s trip to the disabled list was caused not by injury but by illness: he’s got mononucleosis. That’s a bummer, and also weird, because mono is relatively rare in adults.

On the bright side, at least it’s not swine flu?

I’m keeping this post short so you’ll have room to add your joke about kissing.

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