</p> <p>It used to be that you’d meet someone, they’d bite you, you’d develop a taste for flesh and pillage the surrounding town looking for someone nice to eat. Apparently, that won’t do anymore.</p> <p>There’s now a furious new wave of Durham-born zombies walking amongst us and rapping as they go. The source of this revolutionary strain, if a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_Hy9xvJ2U" target="_blank" rel="noopener">new music video</a> is to be believed, is a hot new track from local rapper and producers <a href="http://thereallaww.wordpress.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">The Real Laww</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/4Toon" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Toon</a>, dubbed “Professional Hater (Remix).”</p> <p>The Real Laww (or J. Lawrence) is a Durham-based veteran of the war in Afghanistan; Toon is a graduate of the Durham School of the Arts. They were documented in the pursuit of BRAINS! by director Saleem Reshamwala (aka <a href="http://kidethnic.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Kid Ethnic</a>).</p> <p>No word on whether anyone survived the onslaught.</p>
