From the it-depends-which-way-you-interpret-it file, UNC will host a speech by Catherine Rohr, a former Wall Street investor who founded the Prison Entrepreneurship Program after learning that “executives and inmates have more in common than you might think.” Enron, anyone? Surely, she means that prisoners have upward mobility in today’s society, but the flip side is pretty funny, you have to admit.

The free event goes down at 5:30 p.m. Monday at the Kenan-Flagler Business School.