From the it-depends-which-way-you-interpret-it file, UNC will host a speech by Catherine Rohr, a former Wall Street investor who founded the Prison Entrepreneurship Program after learning that “executives and inmates have more in common than you might think.” Enron, anyone? Surely, she means that prisoners have upward mobility in today’s society, but the flip side is pretty funny, you have to admit.

The free event goes down at 5:30 p.m. Monday at the Kenan-Flagler Business School.

Bio: Joe Schwartz is a former INDY Week staff writer who works for soccer.com in Hillsborough. He's been a Gooner since he fell for Thierry Henry in 2005, and he still believes in Arsène Wenger.Email: [email protected]