Hard to believe that it’s been five years since Chapel Hill’s Hell nightclub opened its doors. To celebrate this milestone, the club is sponsoring a series of events called One Hell of a Month. This Thursday, March 14, is “Beach Party” night, featuring kiddie pools and froufrou umbrella drinks (bathing suits optional), while Friday, March 15, is “black and white” night (dress accordingly). Upcoming events include “Wigstock,” an “Iron Bartender” competition, “Your Prom from Hell” and more, culminating in the bar’s five-year birthday party (and Hell Award show) on April 13. For a complete list of events visit the club or call 929-7799. –Angie Carlson