
Tucker Max, a 34-year-old writer and blogger from Florida, could be the most infamous Duke Law graduate since Richard Nixon. Max has built a career as a frat boy nonpareil, writing and blogging about sex, bodily functions, alcohol and his personal fetish for handicapped women.
As a wordsmith, he falls somewhere between a bad romance novelist and a โsome assembly requiredโ instruction manual writer (โโฆshe desperately intensified her attack on my loinsโ), but itโs not his prose that sells booksitโs his sheer vulgarity. The stories posted on his Web site include โTucker tries buttsexโ and โThe Miss Vermont story,โ in which Max recounts his alleged sexual exploits with a former Miss Vermont, who unsuccessfully sued to have the story taken down. On his site, Max describes his childhood like this: โMy mom told me when I grew up I could be anything I wanted. So I became an asshole.โ
Max brought his cheeky road show to N.C. Stateโs Witherspoon Cinema in Raleigh on Wednesday, Aug. 26 for a sneak peek screening of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, the film based on Maxโs allegedly true memoir of a bachelor party gone bad. Before the screening began, Max stepped onstage to introduce the movie. โThis premiere has been โฆ interesting,โ he said. The 250 people who bought $10 tickets to the sold-out screening had just passed a gauntlet of signs and pamphlets decrying the โrape cultureโ that protesters believe Max condones in his writings.
NCSU seniors Kelsey Lambdin and Christina Scarano were among the hundred or so students and activists who showed up to protest the film. They stood outside Witherspoon before the screening began, handing out flyers claiming that some of Maxโs sexual exploits meet the legal definition of rape in North Carolina. They called out to the moviegoers, most of whom shuffled past without looking up.
โWe canโt live in a culture where this treatment, crimes against women, is treated as funny,โ Lambdin, a womenโs and gender studies major, said.
Back inside, Max introduced his film, which is scheduled for a wide release Sept. 25, with a final caveat.
โYouโre going to think this was put in just to mess with the protesters,โ he said of the first scene. The lights dimmed. The movie opened on a shot of police officers, alerted to a rape in progress, busting down the door of a house, inside of which Maxplayed by former WB boy wonder Matt Czuchryis having intercourse with a deaf girl. Itโs not rape. Sheโs just deaf. The audience laughed.
The movieโs version of Tucker Max as played by Czuchry is a charming but narcissistic naรฏf to whom other human beings are either partners in crime or hopelessly prudish, sex-deprived and ugly. He lies to his friends and nearly ruins a marriage, all for the opportunity to sleep with a stripper with dwarfism. He is cruel to his amorous pursuitshe calls the little person โGrumpyโ and remarks on her โtiny little sausage fingersโ before sleeping with her. In the filmโs climactic moment, Czuchry waddles through an empty hotel lobby in his boxer shorts, soiling himself.
As Teddy Roosevelt once said, โI could carve a better man out of a banana.โ
None of this is to say the movie isnโt funny. It is, at least in the sense that shocking things can be funny the first time you see them. On that count, Beer in Hell is a child of the American Pie series, just with more crudeness and less heart. It does not, as some protesters alleged, depict Max having sex with a women who is unconscious from consumption of alcohol. But while the current crop of gross-out sex movies tend to at least tip a hat toward plot and believability, Beer in Hell is simply an excuse to show nudity, poop and Tucker Max making fun of โfat chicks.โ The characters and scenes are poorly drawn and preposterousone of Maxโs buddies wins his way into a stripperโs bed with sweet nothings like, โIf you touch me, I will gut you and grind you into pig slop.โ Lovely.
After the screening, audience members shuffled out to see a few remaining protesters holding a silent candlelight vigil on the lawn. โThey need a hobby,โ muttered a moviegoer on a smoke break who would only identify herself as Candy.
Shannon Johnson, director of the NCSU Womenโs Center, was downright mournful about the screening.
โWeโre here to raise awareness of our concerns about a culture that allows books to be known that objectify and humiliate women under the disguise of humor,โ she said. โItโs not acceptable.โ
After a break, Max retook the stage to take questions from the audience, along with the filmโs co-writer, Nils Parker, and Kari Lynn Pratt, who acts in the film. One audience member asked about the rape allegations. Max slipped into legalese.
โThe discussion about consent needs to be had, but this is not the place to do it,โ he said. Another asked what his parents think about his career choice.
โThey think Iโm a rapist,โ he said, to scattered laughter. He paused. โIf you put that in the fucking paper, Iโll beat your ass.โ


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