The Metromaniacsย 

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Honest Pint Theatre Company

North Raleigh Arts and Creative Theatre, Raleigh

Through Sept. 29

Playwright David Ives is sort of asking for it in The Metromaniacs, a semi-meta rhyming play that mainly criticizes rhyming plays and those who craft them.

One central characterโ€”if the nebulous meringue of this comedy can be said to have a centerโ€”is Francalou (a delightfully distracted Rob Jenkins), a wealthy but artistically hopeless rhyming playwrightย who repeatedly threatens to read from his disastrous new tome, Bucephalus: A Dirge in Seven Acts.

โ€œThe manโ€™s a dilettante! A would be poet! / A dime-store rhymester โ€˜artist,โ€™ quote unquo-et,โ€ apoplectic tastemaker Demis (a rewarding Aaron C. Alderman) complains. And that verse, in turn, provides a fair example of the general state of wit and scansion in Ivesโ€™s own work, a giddy revival of an obscure French comedy whoseย slams onย poetic excess are composed almost entirely of iambs in varying meters.

Cunning maid Lisette (an engaging Morgan Piner) terms metromaniaโ€”an eighteenth-century craze for poetryโ€”as โ€œan inflammation of the mental bursa / where verse becomes your vice, and vice-a-versa.โ€ This, after valet and โ€œgifted scampโ€ Mondor (a crisp Gus Allen) dismisses poets as โ€œnerds / Two empty pockets and some ten-franc words!โ€

Ivesโ€™s weightless plot has versifiers of varying stripes and an unpoetic schlub Dorante (Sean A. Brosnahan, in a welcome return to the local stage), competing for the handโ€”and sizable dowryโ€”of the bubble-headed Lucille (played to comedic perfection by Tara Nicole Williams). Friction is provided by the prickly judge Baliveau (JR Harris, in another welcome return), whoโ€™s reduced at one point to comic howls.

Just before mistaken identities and lifelong partnerships are sorted out, Aldermanโ€™s Demis frets through Ivesโ€™s fine and knowing monologue in which a nervous playwright surfs the treacherous emotions of an opening night: โ€œAnd at a stroke I doubt my every word / My cast seems talent-free, my play absurd,โ€ he despairs, before other changes follow.

The Metromaniacs is a frippery which lives only as long as its wordplay stays aloft. Though Ivesโ€™s script has varying degrees of buoyancy, co-directors David Henderson and Susannah Houghโ€™s worthy ensemble keep it in the air. ย 

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